Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned th...

Saw the Grimace shake so I had to buy 3

Give me your Ohio

Baby gronk the new rizz king (ay, wait)

I finessed in Ohio (ay, ‘nessed)

They rizzin' on me (yuh, ay, ay)

Always occupyin’ on my bacon, egg, and cheese

N’ they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

You know I got R-I-Z (yeah, wait)

If you're from Ohio do not call me zesty

They rizzin' on me

And still

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

Opening up Reddit, Imma see some dank memes

Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet, skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet.

I just wanna be your sigma

I make sure Ohio eat (yeah, yeah)

They rizzin' on me

Don't pull up at 6 AM, I'm watching Mr. Beast

You're so fanum tax

Gyatt’s plan

I feel good in Ohio (ay, don’t)

You're so skibidi

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

Freaking come here

Yuh

Drinkin’ all this Prime is a struggle for me

DJ Khaled let’s go to the beach

Gyatt’s Plan

I just saw a gyatt, I had to hit the griddy

Chungus, it’s a lotta chungus

That they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin' they rizzin'

I got back from Ohio (yuh)

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?